Evil-Dog, I was honestly worried that this was going to be another April Fools' game like Segway of the Dead...but I realized how wrong I was after killing the first enemy. This is a masterpiece! By the way, for all the people complaining...I beat this game with absolutely no help, was able to beat the archers, the wolves, and the knight on the horse in one try. Use your ears. Use your instincts. I'm a sound engineer and I was beyond impressed with your incredible attention to detail in this incredibly unique game. Seriously...this is the most fun I've had with a flash game in years (and I've been a member of Newgrounds for almost 15 years! I would BUY this! Great work dude.
Absolutely incredible! After all these years, the wait was definitely worth it. Gotta say, my favorite part was when you got to team up with Pico and Darnell to defeat Tyrone the Pimp and rescue Princess Nene from Telebubby Funland. Also I'm glad I took on Asshole difficulty in order to unlock the duel wield function. I'm practically unstoppable in all the challenge modes, even the Uberkids level that I once thought to be impossible to beat despite the help you get from Scrotum the Puppy during the boss battle in the Lair of Cat Dynamics. Epic game. I'm definitely looking forward to some more phenomenal NG flash game sequels.
We are hoping to make a third part, thanks man :)
It's great to see you back Zeebarf!
It's been a long, long time since I've seen any new material from you, and it's obvious that you haven't lost your touch. If only this game of yours had more levels to offer, it would definitely hold the place of #1 in the Portal. Keep up the amazing work! I can't wait to see another new release from you, especially since I've been a fan since Disorderly! =)
4/5 EXCELLENT WORK!!!
I really wanted to give this a 5. It kept me hooked until I beat it. It reminded me of Phantasmagoria spliced with The Crimson Room. I gave it a 4 though. I suggest for Jack French Part 2 you go on the newgrounds bbs and look for people willing to voice act. a pal of mine has been looking for animations or even games to use his voice (he can do dozens of voices). the game was incredible though. i loved the artwork in the game. i can definately tell a LOT of time and effort went into it. the concept, and the artwork especially. keep up the great work! but ...next time, just get some voice actors...plz. (if my best friend died i'd be in hysterical fit of sadness and anger)
nice game and programming
only one problem, there are quite a few noticable grammar errors in the instructions, and in the message you get before you begin playing. none were bad enough for me to not understand it. just constructive advice that's all, it looked like you put a lot of effort into it. fix the grammar and you are good to go. also, i was disappointed you only get one life. its very challenging, but make it 3 lives and most people won't have any reason to complain. also, it'd be cool if you re-wrote the instructions. eh...i'm generous. so i'll write them for u =)
You're name is Cash. You're objective is to kill your boss. But before you do this, you need to eliminate all the guards. If any guards hear you, they will chase you and kill you. But if you manage to escape from their field of vision, you'll be safe.
You can use 6 kinds of weapons. You'll find one every 2 rounds. You can use them by hitting "Z". Remember that you need to be behind guards if you want to kill them. To walk quietly, hold "Shift" while using the left or right arrow keys to turn.
You have to kill at least one guard to pass the level.
Btw props for the music you used. And I like how you could skip the intro AND the instructions. Good work man, keep it up!
very nice, could've used more postal dude sounds
very nice. i never thought i'd see the day where someone would make a postal 2 soundboard. its nice that u have all the main voices in there. you have habib the shopkeeper and the rednecks voices in there. very good stuff. keep it up. u should add the clip where the postal dude says 'ah...now the flowers will grow'
Thx for the review. I've updated the soundboard. Now with the "Now the flowers will grow" dialog. ^^
COOTIES BAR! dude i miss the romp yo. i used to play booty call. that game was bangin'! i was part of the romp mafia and saw the cartoons early. its hard to find all those cartoons again and i'm glad i stumbled upon a bunch of cootie's bar episodes here. good stuff!
Pretty fucking sweet...and TRIPPY!
This was very nice. It would be annoying tho to have an obsessively large icon such as the spaceship to be floating around while doing sumthing like playing an online game. That has nothing to do with critique, that's just me thinking out loud. Very creative stuff here! Keep up the gadget/interactive flashes.
Btw...those fucking 100-some cursors really got me tripped out, (i'm stoned) :D
Creative Addicting Fighting Game
Creative addicting fighting game, with a little twist of story line in tournament mode and BULLET TIME! Played it til I beat tournament mode. Very nice stuff. I give this, a 5 out of 5.
BEST GAME EVER!
most amazing game ever! here's my song...
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check it out! it's some cool shit.
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