RAVEN's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Beavis & Butthead CS]

heheheh...you said 'dildo'..heheheheh

wow, i haven't laughed so hard at an NG portal submission for the 8 years i've been going to this site. w00t! all my 5 r belong to dis!

absolutely hilarious script, it stayed very true to the nature of beavis and butthead, with a NG twist :D

artwork was fucking awesome! i especially liked the part where butthead slaps the shit out of beavis. looked almost identical to how it's done in the show.

i gave you a 10 for sound, because beavis and butthead were immitated better than any other submission in the portal that i've seen. nice sound quality too. propz!

the violence i gave a 3, cuz bob saget ALMOST blew beavis and butthead a new asshole. although i was disappointed that you didn't add stuart. i guess an abrupt ending is always nice when you are getting tired of working on the same flash. great effort!

interactivity i gave a 2, which is better than i usually give for movies. i liked the button artwork.

overall rating: 10. fucking incredible work! KEEP EM COMIN'!!!

Digital-Spawn responds:

I like reviewers like you who appreciate the entire package of a movie and not just 1 part of it. Thanks.
LOL, bob saget's laser beam attack is definately a lethal weapon. His jokes on Americas Funniest Home videos are pretty lethal to the ears too. haha.

[PICONJO memorial]

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i must say, nice artwork. tho im not rly buying the whole concept of piconjo dying, considering he had to log in to add his name to the list of authors. rather than lying about over 100 flash authors contributing to it, u should at least be honest about the 5 or 6 authors.

i gave graphics a 7 becuz for once i was actually impressed, i thought piconjo's minions could only fingerpaint :P

i gave style a 3 becuz i've seen other bullshit flashes b4, so its nothing new

i gave sound a 1 becuz that music hurt my ears

i gave violence a 6 becuz u've just killed off a minute of my life that i can never have back.

interactivity: well, i'll give that a 1. u had a play button and a preloader... tho it would be nice if u could actually spell play, i mean, 4 letters can't be THAT difficult to type, let alone doublecheck to see if you made a '1337' mistake.

humor: 0, not funny, never was. time for 1337 sentence of the day...here comes...wait for it... "piconjo is teh suck"

overall: 2

[Ribbachile!]

lmao dude fuckin marty i remember that shit

lmao dude fuckin marty i remember that shit. that was the most amazing april fools joke on newgrounds, i still remember goin to newgrounds and it sayin tom got locked up and you (his supposed cousin), were gonna take over the site. and then all the sections of NG were your shitty animations that made everyone so mad. i just got the best laugh i've had for awhile man! w00t!! humor: 10

everything else...well, the animation speaks for itself.

[Tom Cruise Gets Wet!]

"You're a jerk!" :-D

Amazing stuff! Anyone who doesn't rate this good and says shit like 'the sound was in such poor quality' or 'he said the same stuff all the time' is a fuckin' moron becuz they didn't hit "Read this -----> THE STORY". Blind motherfuckas. Anyway, this was simply fuckin awesome dude. Great use of mixmatching the sound clips, which I'm assuming you ripped yourself. Brilliantly funny how you had different situations involving water squirting at Tom Cruise, which led to a conflict with whatever squirted him. Very nice artwork too. All tweens looked great too. Fuckin hilarious. I liked this one better than both "A New Bunny" and "Another New Bunny" to tell you the truth. Maybe it's just my taste. I love parodies tho! Good work keep these amazing flashes comin!

[Schiavo's Secret]

Hilarious Twisted Looney-Toon-Styled Humor! ROFL!

ROFL! I cracked up so hard! I did not expect the dancing frog to be ripped off but I laughed hysterically. It was twisted but in such an innocent hilarious way! lol i'd watch out now for DEATH threats from PRO-LIFE people (oxymoron but sadly true). those people are fucking lunatics on a quest from god. great movie! keep up the twisted stuff!

Wogoat responds:

I've already gotten plenty of reviews with death wishes and one that contaned an actual "I'm going to kill you" threat. I think I'm going to frame it.